i was just about to publish a post that was entirely incomprehensible, even to me. i finished typing it and could not make sense of it, reading it back. and then i realized i could have posted it and at least 50 of you homosexuals would have been like “so true king” and reblogged it
fine the post was “as i’m a homosexual (gay), i drive an orange car and often, when i’m rolling along 95 wind out of my hair (my car has a roof thank you,) i wonder if people look at me and think ‘they’re running on lasagna and pussy’.” a useless sentence!
dented my car very badly last week. the lasagna and pussy was a bit too strong, it seems
(via broadwayorthehighway)
